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I'm a huge geek. I like laughing at absurd things. I like swing dancing. It annoys me when people who aren't babies talk like them. I cry at a lot of things and I get frustrated about it. When I was little I always wanted to be able to cry like Sleeping Beauty. You know, the one solitary tear that slowly trickles down her face, which stays perfectly pale and clear and beautiful. I envy her. I love my brother more than I think he knows. I like penguins. They don't fly and I think that's hilarious. I have no qualms about toads, and I know how to pick them up so that they don't urinate on you. I named my car Hildegarde. I like A Confederacy of Dunces. It's a book. Interestingly enough, I enjoy reading. Sometimes I fight with my mom. If I was famous, I would give all of my money to the Hunger Project or some other fantastic charity. I have a dog that is old and has gray eyebrows. People poke fun at me because it's enjoyable. I don't mind in the slightest. I think people should wink more often. I'm going to be a virgin until I get married unless something really ridiculous happens. I want to live in an apartment in a city, but not Philly. I like making my voice do accents. I like it when you put on a guy's hoodie and it smells like boy. I have been to Italy. While I was there I was proposed to by a fourteen year old. I said no. I have had seventeen stiches in my chin but I have never broken a bone. One time I saw a tee shirt that looked like a road sign and said "Slippery When Wet". Sometimes I read the Bible. I wish I was more talented musically. I only want to have male children because girls are ridiculous. I like harmonizing with Lianne, because I can sing around her and not feel too self-conscious. I have a mug that looks like a hippoptamus. I don't like feet. I think that the little kids who picked Cherry Cherry for the new Froot Loop are stupid because Hairy Berry is cooler. My hair is naturally brown but has been black, blonde and red as well. The phrase, "I'm wearing boxers! I have no fear!" hs escaped my lips. I'm intimidated by carnival people. I don't like the pink Eagles merchandise. I don't like pink in general. I think my earlobes are far too big. Sometimes my brother gets mad at me because I borrow his clothes. I am furious at magazines. I have a friend named Daniel William Francis Gardam. You should meet him. I have been boycotting Herbal Esscences for a year and a half. I have no clue what to name my kids. History comes naturally to me. I like playing softball and sliding on the ground and getting muddy. I like sitting around fires. I don't like going to the Post Office because the people there are mean. I like the mountains better than the beach. I took three years of Latin in high school. I have some really cool scars. I like the Pennypack and one time I got a leech on my foot. I am a Vixen. I like arguing with people, especially when they don't get uptight about other people's opinions. I like things that are artsy. I go to church camps and like them. I have never smoked a cigarette and I don't want to. Same goes for drugs. I have had my mouth washed out with soap for saying the "F" word. I like poetry, and specifically, Taylor Mali. I don't like my stomach, and I don't like it when people touch it. I would feel the same way if my stomach were perfect. My favorite body part is my calves. Or possibly my back. I have a nice back. I never met one of my grandfathers because he chose alcohol over his grandchildren. That doesn't bother me. I like wearing skirts. I love Phi Alpha boys. I need to stop swearing. I have a pair of bright red Vans. I love being alive. That is all. Actually, it's not even close to all. It is some.

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